Timothy and The Timekeeper

Author’s Note: Respond to a Twitter post on Monday. Write all week. Draft and revise on Saturday. Edit on Sunday. Repeat as needed, I guess.

“Don’t forget your lunch,” Bonnie Fender reminded Timothy as he dashed through the cramped little kitchen. The bag waited in its customary place: on the edge of counter in front of the microwave. Right by the door to the garage.

“What kinda chips?” He slung his worn backpack to the floor and shoved the lunch inside.

She didn’t look up from the onion she was dicing. “Your favorite. Got your library books?”

“Yep.”

He reached for the door.

“Not in the same pocket as your lunch I hope.” Chop chop chop.

Timothy sighed in a very put-out way and moved the lunch to the bag’s outer pocket.

She smiled her usual half-grin. “Uh huh. Dad’ll pick you up at four forty-five. Front of the library. Don’t forget.”

“I won’t.”

“And don’t talk to strangers.” Now she gestured with her knife. The smell of onion wafted his way.

“I never do.”

“I love you, Baby Boy.”

He groaned. “Love you too, Mom.” The words came by rote, like grace at suppertime, the national anthem, or the Lord’s Prayer—acts so ingrained they no longer required thought.

Timothy had fixed his father’s old Schwinn, abandoned to the junk side of the shed. When Randy saw his son’s work, he visited every pawn shop, church, and yard sale in half the county to purchase do-it-yourself manuals, car repair guides, and home improvement books. The collection gathered dust on Timothy’s little bedroom bookcase. The boy read them out of courtesy and respect, but that was as far as things got. There was never money for home repair. His Dad was lifelong friends with Joe of Joe’s Auto repair and so got the best friend discount. His Mom prohibited him from tinkering with her appliances, many of which had seen better days. 

Now he bumped and rattled down the gravel road, headed toward the blacktop secondary that teed at Redshannon Road. From there he pedaled hard down the white shoulder line straight to town. Thirty minutes and five miles later—give or take—he would arrive at any one of several under-the-table jobs befitting a thirteen year old. 

The Havelocks lived in one of the town’s few mansions, a leftover from timber baron days.

“It’s historically registered,” Mrs. Havelock reminded him every Monday when she set him to work on the lawn. “So be very careful as you go.” He had never met Mr. Havelock, though he had seen the beady-eyed man watching through a first floor window, and smelled the cigar smoke while he waited on the porch. They never allowed him inside.

On Tuesdays he stopped at the quaint little cottage of Miss Blum. She was young, had taught his third grade class, and loved to redecorate. 

“Can you help me rearrange the living room?” she asked every few months. 

He had also cleaned the basement, helped change all the window treatments, and exchanged the old second floor bedroom suite with a brand new set. It’s just as well, Timothy thought. The yard only takes thirty minutes.

Mrs. Grantham had him weed the prize flowerbeds that surrounded their split-level. Mr. Grantham gave him run of the weed-eater.

“She don’t complain when you do it,” he confided to Timothy and gave him an extra ten. That was Wednesdays.

And old Mr. Schwartz wanted his grass cut every Thursday. All two and a half acres. With a pushmower. “Gotta build those muscles for Junior Varsity baseball,” he insisted. “That’s what I did when I was your age.”

Timothy didn’t think it wise to suggest he had no interest in sports.

But if the purpose for his Schwinn was freedom, his labor had purpose beyond Friday ice cream money and college savings as well. He had stumbled upon a problem, and his clients were just four of a community of test subjects.

Mrs. Havelock wore a dainty watch with shiny stones in the bezel.

“It’s a lovely watch.” He only glanced up for a moment as she inspected his weeding-in-progress.

“Why thank you, Timothy. I bought it from The Timekeeper over on Main Street.”

“I should stop by there. Mom’s birthday is coming up and…”

Mrs. Havelock’s forehead wrinkled in confusion. “I’m sorry, Timothy. Where?”

“The Timekeeper?”

She touched her cheek and stared at the house. “Now, I don’t believe I’ve heard of that place.”

The same thing happened with all of his clients. Miss Blum had purchased a mantel clock there, but couldn’t name the place a moment later. Mrs. Grantham’s grandfather clock filled the living room with ticks and chimes, but when she wasn’t looking directly at it, she couldn’t name the seller either. Even Mr. Schwartz, who prided himself on remembering the worst rosters of his beloved Pittsburgh Pirates, could not remember where he had gotten his watch fixed. That seemed truly bizarre to Timothy, because Schwartz loved to tap his finger on it, a non-verbal warning that time was a-wasting.

“Mom,” he asked one evening at dinner. “Have you ever heard of The Timekeeper?”

“The who?” she shoveled another helping of mashed potato on to her plate.

“It’s a watchmaker. On Main Street.”

She shook her head.

“There’s no watchmaker on Main.”

“Timekeeper,” Timothy corrected. “Just before the turn. The shop backs up on Redshannon Creek.”

Randy stared dubiously. “Are you on… drugs?” he whispered the last word. Bonnie stopped eating, her meatloaf hanging from her fork.

“No,” Timothy insisted. His parents laughed.

“Well, that’s a relief,” his Mom said between chews. His dad motioned for the last of the green beans. Timothy watched the minute hand of their plastic wall clock and puzzled. Through his job, his parents, the public librarians, his teachers, and even a few random strangers, he had made a discovery: most folks had been to The Timekeeper, but no one remembered it.

With Mr. Schwartz’s yard complete, Timothy rode down to the shop no one recalled. He chained his bike to a light post and walked in. At once, three clocks chimed the hour. He checked his watch.

They were all wrong.

“Be out in a moment,” came a lighthearted voice from behind a faded beige curtain.

The shop was clean, at least by Miss Blum’s standards. A set of glass lantern and carriage clocks had been displayed on a linen covered table by the window. Their insides whirred and tinked along in a steady rhythm. Grandfather and other longbox clocks attended like wooden soldiers awaiting inspection against the adjacent wall. Opposite, the owner had placed a set of shelves where other antique and mantel clocks formed a ticking skyline of wood, ebony, gold, and silver. The smaller clocks lived on the ends, while a mahogany carriage clock took pride of place. Above the shelves, the wall had been crowded in white or silver-faced pendulum clocks and cuckoo clocks painted with colorful trees and birds, their characters emerging from alpine-scene windows. They hung high and low, and everything, Timothy noted, was free of dust.

He approached the glass case along the back wall. It too was clean, and pocket watches in gold and dark wood lay in satin bedding beside silver ones that revealed their inner workings. There were men’s watches with leather bands and gold faces; women’s watches like Mrs. Havelock’s but even fancier. Timepieces on silver chains. Everything ticked along in comforting certainty, but none of the times were right.

“Hello!” 

Timothy startled.

“So sorry,” said the man. And Timothy thought he looks faded. The shopkeeper was elderly, rumpled, and had thrown an old grey cardigan over a white dress shirt, half untucked. Like Einstein or Twain had been dunked in the creek and tumbled through the dryer. But this bushy old man wore silver framed spectacles as well, and carried a gnarled walking stick.

“It’s ok,” Timothy said and stopped. “I was looking for a present… for… my mom.” Dumb. Why didn’t you plan this out? 

“Oh? Very good. Now, your name, sir?”

“Timothy.” 

“Remarkable. That’s my name as well.” The old man adjusted his sliding glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

He doesn’t have the tired eyes of some older folks, Timothy noticed.

“So that we can tell each other apart, why don’t you be Timothy, and I’ll be Old Tim?”

Despite himself, Timothy smiled. “That sounds good.”

“Yes, yes, it does,” Old Tim agreed. “Now how much are you willing to spend on your mother?”

The color drained from Timothy’s face. “I… I only have twelve dollars.”

Old Tim clucked in dismay. “Well that’s just not enough for anything I’ve got in my store. Perhaps you’d come back later? Bring your father with you?” He motioned Timothy toward the door.

“W-wait!” Timothy balled his fists at his sides. Now or never. “Old Tim. Sir.”

“Mm?” Old Tim looked down his nose at the boy. 

Timothy was certain those steely eyes were not the eyes of an old man, and that the shopkeeper could read his mind. He sighed. No way out but through. Just like school.

“This isn’t really about my mother. You see…” And he told Old Tim about his findings. The shopkeeper twitched his mustache and adjust his glasses several times as Timothy explained Miss Blum’s mantel clock and Mr. Schwartz’s wristwatch. The man pulled up a metal stool that screeched as he dragged it across the wood floor and leaned in as Timothy presented more evidence. Mrs. Grantham’s grandfather clock. Jenny the reference librarian, who couldn’t even tell him where the store was, even with the Internet. Mrs. Havelock’s glittering watch and his parents’ inexplicable ignorance.

“…and that’s when I finally decided to seek you out. To get the truth—“ He cut himself off, aware that he had been flapping his arms and pacing, and now Old Tim sat motionless still staring down his nose, not even a twitch of his mustache to reveal his thoughts. 

“Please don’t kill me.” Timothy closed his eyes and scrunched his shoulders, waiting for the inevitable deathblow. Dummy. Stupidest last words ever.

Nothing.

He slowly opened his eyes. Old Tim still hadn’t moved.

“Sir?”

Old Tim’s face sagged. Not much, but enough that Timothy noticed. “I don’t suppose I could convince you to forget everything you just shared?”

Timothy shook his head. “I’ve tried. But it’s like when I see a machine that needs fixing, or a task that needs doing, or a book that needs reading. It just gets in there.”

“So you really want the truth?” Old Tim crossed his arms.

“Will it hurt? Will you have to kill me?” Timothy shied back a step.

Old Tim smiled and tapped his fingers on the glass case. “Most truth hurts, young man. But if this bit kills you, it won’t be because of me.”

Timothy’s shoulders relaxed. “Okay then. I want the truth.”

“And you shall have it.” Old Tim thumped his walking stick and wriggled his mustache. “First, you should know that while I am—or was—a watchmaker, I am now also a Timekeeper.”

“Timekeeper? Like your store name?” 

“Mm-hm.”

“Or like in gym class?”

Old Tim laughed in a surprisingly high wheeze. “Both. Kind of. When it comes to time there are lords and masters, paladins and conquerors. All manner of being with a host of agendas.”

“So which are you?” Tim searched the old man for a badge of status, but he wasn’t even wearing a watch.

The Timekeeper waved his cane. “None of those. I’m just me. I do a job, just like your folks. Just like everybody else in town.”

“You know we have high unemployment,” Timothy observed. “I read in the paper—”

“You’re a bright lad, but my goodness. Unemployment doesn’t mean you don’t have a job.” Old Tim pretended to wave the idea away. “It means you don’t have a job that makes money. There’s a difference.”

Timothy scratched his stubbly head. 

“Will you walk with me?” He motioned for the boy to follow him behind the counter and through the faded curtain. Timothy looked wary; Old Tim sensed the cause. “I’ll go first. You’re younger, faster, and if you feel threatened at any point, you will be able to run away easily. Alright?”

Timothy stared in wonder at the back room. It was cluttered with clocks, trays of gears and pins and wheels of every conceivable size and type. Delicate paper thin tin and wood wheels. Gold and silver ones. Crystals, jewel pins, and bezels. Cases of wood and precious metal large and small. Little chains and clasps. Tools cluttered the long workbench. He paused at the latest project—a golden pocket watch. “Could you teach me?”

Old Tim paused to look back. “To be a Timekeeper?”

“To be a watchmaker?”

“Oh, that? That’s easy. We’ll see.”

A battered plank door of very old greyed wood hung on the far wall. Old Tim grabbed a flashlight from a hook and opened it.

“After me, right? It’s a long way down, so let me know if you change your mind.” He stepped into the gloom. Timothy followed.

As they walked, it occurred to Timothy that he had broken his mother’s rule about talking to strangers, and worse, nobody knew where he was. But Old Tim still hadn’t seemed like a threat. Well, like much of one.

“The town dates back to the late seventeen hundreds, but this post had been established long before…”

In fact, he seemed to know a lot about the history and geography of the area, which Timothy found intriguing.

“…which means ‘red wise river’… the locals believed there was knowledge to be found here in the water, but depending on how the sun hit it, it glowed red, and that made folks nervous. Well, rightfully so, I guess, it wasn’t the creek alone glowing red…”

“How much further?” Timothy noticed that the walls of the passage were damp. He stepped carefully, and wondered how it was that Old Tim hadn’t taken a tumble already. Maybe he has, but who would help him?

“Only a little.” Old Tim had kept a good pace, and Timothy soon found his eyesight had adjusted.

“Wait. Is it just me, or is there light ahead?”

“There’s light, unfortunately.” They reached a level place, and Old Tim now flashed his light on another plank door, this one more worn and rotted than the first. Light glowed around its battered edges.

“You ready?” Old Tim asked.

Timothy nodded. Took a deep breath. Heat came from the other side as well.

Old Tim led him into a vaulted, torchlit chamber. In the center sat a metal lid five feet across. It had no handles, only the mechanism of a clock—what looked like a largish pocket watch—embedded in the center.

“What is it?” Timothy asked.

“A doorway to Hell,” Old Tim said. “And this here,” he rested his hand on a lever in the stone, “is a way to route the Redshannon Creek directly into this room.”

“You’re kidding.” Timothy was awestruck. He stepped toward the lid.

“Sadly not,” The Timekeeper said. “Let me show you.”

He motioned to a small door on the lid. They both got on their knees, and the Timekeeper slid it back to reveal a crystal viewportal into the abyss. The bezel had been etched with runes and symbols, but they were secondary to Timothy. He was entranced by the spirals of light and heat, and by the creatures that flapped and rode the updrafts in the flaming depths. Forms crawled and slithered around the rocky crags. Something hurled itself against the portal. Leathery wings blocked the view.

“That’s enough.” The Timekeeper slid the door shut.

“The characters—Chinese? Runes?”

He patted the boy’s shoulder. “A little of everything. The collected knowledge of the world exists across time, so to make the best seal, you need to access everywhere.”

They trudged back up the tunnel; Timothy felt weightier with his newfound knowledge. Like he was more substantial for knowing. Like there was more to him than before.

“So you don’t want anybody to know the portal is here? Is that why they don’t know about the shop?”

Old Tim had given Timothy the light and told him to lead so that he could run if he chose, but that didn’t seem to stop the shopkeeper from matching the boy’s pace.

“Partly,” he said. “But the strength of people is people. So a little more knowledge across a little more time across a few more people, and it becomes harder for anything to break through.”

“So what you’re saying is the more we connect, the more we protect?”

Old Tim laughed. “You are a worthy apprentice, my boy.”

When they returned to the showroom, Timothy asked again if he could learn to be a watchmaker.

“And maybe a Timekeeper, too?”

The old man nodded. “Let me see your watch.”

“I’m not wearing one.”

“Oh!” he opened the case. “Then take this one. I have some protections in place, but when it’s time for you to return, you’ll know it.”

“But I don’t have the money—“

“A gift, then. For an exceptional day with an exceptional young man. If your folks are worried, you can say it was for helping me clean my shop.” He set the time on the watch and handed it to the boy.

“Thank you,” Timothy said. “But I’m curious about something else. Why are all of your clocks set to the wrong times?”

Old Tim tapped his temple. “Oh, they’re all the right times. Just not the right places. More connections…”

Timothy grinned. “I get it. Connections with people across time and place.”

Old Tim motioned him to the door. “Have a great day, Timothy.”

The boy waved. “I’ll be back on Monday!”

The old man smiled as the boy unlocked his bike and rode away, then turned his sign so that “We’re Closed” faced outward. He would become someone new tomorrow. Someone drastically different. Perhaps he would become a woman. Or change his skin color. The shop would have to disappear of course. A drop of illusion and a dollop of man’s natural tendencies would solve that problem.

As for Timothy, the Timekeeper chuckled his wheezy chuckle. The boy was powerful, and might well return. But the charm would slow him down, as it did everyone else, and if the shop, the evidence, and Old Tim were gone, Timothy would have nothing but a ghost story to share. It would hurt, but both of them would be safer. All humanity would be safer, the Timekeeper thought. Better a boy with a ghost story than to face an angry mob over a gate to Hell. 

Olmstead

Author’s Note: I wanted to tell a story that would challenge the traditional horror story, which, at least in American culture, is often used to reinforce values that young people are expected to fulfill without question.

“It’s like a tombstone.” 

Jason cracked his gum and peered through the wrought iron gate as the school bus pulled away. Olmstead House sat on the rise, partially obscured by icy naked oaks and snowy thickets.

“Yeah?” Derek ran a thumb along the teeth of his house key. After his punishment for losing the first key, he attached the second one to three linked chains: a Pirate Parrot tag from his mom, an Allegheny Mill penlight from his dad, and a Pokéball chain he won in fourth grade for getting the highest score on a math test. If he was lucky, Jason would invite him over. He could have dinner with his best friend’s family and stave off using his key a couple more hours.

“Uh-huh. Look—“ Jason had sprouted early and stood a full head taller than the rest of their sixth grade peers. Now he draped an arm around Derek’s shoulder and pointed through the gate.

“See there, where the roof stands above the trees? And the windows? They could be letters being worn away, couldn’t they? Now turn—“

They pivoted to look down the hill. Jason held Derek’s threadbare coat to steady him. “Main Street ends right here at the gate.”

“Or begins,” Derek corrected. “It’s how you see it. It also tees into Ridge, so maybe it doesn’t end at all?”

“The name ends, Derek. It becomes something else.”

“Okay. I was just saying.”

Jason rolled his eyes. “Sure. Now look—” 

They surveyed the bleak downtown. Cinder-caked snow piled on the sidewalks. The display windows of Lena’s Clothier had been painted over. Casey Drugs was boarded up. Derek’s mom waitressed second shift at The Fine Diner until they shuttered last August. Within a week she abandoned Derek and his father. The Dollar Mart, a desperate survivor where Jason’s mom worked day shifts, sat diagonal from Casey’s. Few pedestrians—mostly bank employees—shuffled along the five block stretch. Weeds reclaimed blighted, empty lots. Cars spewed toxic blue fumes as they passed. Not every streetlamp lit up; darkness crept into the corners of Coleridge.

“See, everything on Main Street is dead or dying. It’s like the oldest graves at St. Francis’s. The stones crumble. The words get worn off. They fall over. The grass grows high until somebody mows it. Our town is weedy and abandoned, too, and here—“ He motioned back to the Olmstead House. “Here’s the tombstone.”

“I think you should be a writer.”

“My dad wants me to play football. I hate it,” Jason admitted, then fished for another topic. “Is your dad home tonight?”

“It’s Friday.” Derek slipped off a mitten and chewed a nail. “He’ll be at the bar until late.”

“You want to do something fun?”

“Is it inside or out? I’m getting cold.”

Jason flashed his mischievous grin. “Kinda both.”

“Huh?”

“Go home, drop off your stuff, and meet me back here in an hour.”

“Why?”

“Trust me.”

Forty minutes later, the boys met on Ridge Avenue, both trudging uphill toward the gate. Derek panted from the exertion. He preferred to curl up with a horror story  instead of climbing icy hills in the dark. He pulled his hat down tighter. 

Jason’s backpack humped off his shoulders, stuffed to bursting.

“What’s in the bag?”

His best friend ignored him. Instead of continuing toward the gate, they descended the hill. Derek half-trotted, half-slid. Where the fence angled into the woods, Jason left the sidewalk.

“Are you serious? My sneakers are already soaked.”

“Just step where I step,” he suggested, already three steps into a drift.

“Why?”

“Because I can get us into the mansion.”

Derek gaped. “Really?” He tried to match Jason’s long strides, often falling short but never wanting to lag behind.

After following the fence deep into the woods, they arrived at a gap where a section had fallen inward. 

“Remember the story about the couple who tried to break in?” Jason asked.

“The one they tell at the library every Halloween? Of course!”

Jason nodded and clicked his flashlight, illuminating his face from below. “It happened just after Netta Olmstead died. She bequeathed the house to itself, and people came snooping from around the world. The couple claimed to be relatives. They snuck in right here. But Netta had placed a curse on the house, and nobody ever saw them again.”

Derek rolled his eyes. “I’ve read The Shining, Jason. You’ll have to do better. Lead on.” 

Jason clicked off the flashlight and climbed over the fence. It creaked under his weight, collapsing into the snow. 

“Damn,” he barked and fell over with a laugh. Derek traversed it much more easily, helped Jason up, and dusted him off.

The pair picked their way through the woods. Raspberry thickets scratched and tore at their coats. Burrs caught one of Derek’s laces and covered his shoe in a cluster. Jason accidentally let go of a low branch too quickly; Derek ducked to avoid getting whipped in the face.

“Watch it!” he snapped.

“Sorry.”

They emerged on the drive just below the house. Weather and disuse had reduced the paving to rubble, but that only made the walk easier. 

“No ice,” Jason observed. “Less chance of falling.”

They stopped when the house came fully into view. 

“Whoa,” Derek said. “I didn’t know it was so big. It’s huge.” 

Jason laughed at the way his friend’s mouth hung open, the way his eyes grew wide. “Like the Overlook Hotel?”

Derek nodded. “Kind of. Not as big—but big enough.” 

The house was chiseled gray stone, three stories high with a slate roof. A dozen windows were spaced evenly across the front face, with a large wooden door and small porch at the center. Thirteen windows spanned the second floor width. Five dormer windows marked a third floor.

“No lights on. Guess nobody’s home,” Jason joked.

“I half expected somebody to peer down at us from one of those upper rooms,” Derek admitted. “That’s how it always goes in the movies.”

The boys climbed the half dozen steps and looked back through the trees toward town. A few lights twinkled below.

“You can’t see how bad it is from here,” Jason observed.

“It feels like another world.” Derek shivered. “So how do we get in?”

“Well, According to Mr. Blundt at the public library…”

“…the house is locked against anyone but a true Olmstead.”

“You know my mother’s maiden name?”

Derek shook his head.

Jason smiled and reached for the door handle. It rattled, resisted, then opened with a crack that echoed through the trees. He swung the door wide.

“Pull out your penlight and follow me.”

The foyer connected to a central hall, with a staircase halfway back. Two sets of doors stood on each side, with another door at the rear.

“This way.” Jason turned toward the first door on the left.

“How do you know?”

“Trust me.”

They paused to study a portrait hung between the doorways. A high-collared man with a large nose and thick eyebrows glared down at them.

“Coleridge Olmstead,” Jason said. “Town founder. Lumber and coal baron.”

“He looks as grouchy as his statue in the park.”

Jason nodded and turned. A severe, thin-lipped woman stared back from the portrait on the opposite wall. Derek yipped.

“That’s Leonetta Olmstead. The last owner. She swore that no one but a true Olmstead could ever live here again.”

“She doesn’t look a thing like you,” Derek noted.

“No? I guess not.”

“Your mom is really an Olmstead?”

Jason smiled and guided Derek into a drawing room. The floorboards creaked and groaned under their steps. 

“I have to pee,” Derek announced.

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Go back into the main hall, past the stairs, and through the back door. There’s a back hallway. The first door is a bathroom.”

“Where are you going?”

He motioned to the next doorway. “I’ll be in there.”

Derek eyed the doorway dubiously.

“You scared?” Jason asked.

“How do you know so much about this place?”

He chuckled. “I’ve been up here before. Now get going. I’ll wait for you in the next room.”

Derek scurried through the central hall, keenly aware of the eyes that seemed to watch from both sides. The washroom was outdated but somehow still functional. He set his penlight on the sink. Halfway through his business, he heard the tap of footsteps directly overhead.

“Jason, you jerk…” he began.

The footsteps ceased.

He rushed to finish and flushed quickly. The footsteps returned at a quicker pace.

“Oh, you’re such a—“

The door flew open. Derek screamed. Jason stared back at him, then down at his open pants.

“Come on!”

“Hold up—” Derek fumbled with his fly.

“No time for that!” 

Jason yanked him out of the room. Instead of going back the same way, they ran down the back hall into a walk-in pantry with a spiral staircase. 

“Is this a joke?” Derek asked. A heavier pair of footsteps joined the first. Muttering voices echoed downward. Jason pushed Derek ahead into a black and white checkerboard kitchen. While he slammed and latched the pantry door, Derek finally zipped up.

“What are you stopping for?” Jason snapped. “Go!”

Mobs descended from above, their footsteps thunder, their  susserations insistent, growing into growls as they descended both staircases.

“I don’t believe—“

“Believe!” Jason said, pelting into the dining room. He slammed the door and shoved a chair under the knob to bar it shut. 

Derek did the same with the drawing room door, catching a flicker out of the corner of his eye. He turned to find candles lit at the fireplace end of the table. Two places had been set with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Cokes. His favorite sour cream and onion chips. An Almond Joy above  the plate.

He glanced over at Jason, who was trying to pull the window open. The crush of footsteps and angry voices surrounded them. Someone pounded on the kitchen door.

“We gotta get out.” Jason shook with panic.

The doors rattled. The muttering became audible. They called for Derek.  

“I thought you were an Olmstead?” he hissed, eyes widening in fear.

“I am!” Jason pulled at the handle, but the window wouldn’t budge. 

“Then why are they freaking out?”

“I think—cause I brought you in. They said—”

Derek glanced at the candlelit table, then at Jason. The doors creaked and groaned under pressure. The backs of the chairs snapped as they buckled. He remembered Netta’s curse.

“They said only family, right?”

Jason nodded. “I’m gonna break the window.”

“Wait.” Derek pulled Jason’s sleeve and took out his keychains. He detached the Parrot and Pokéball rings, and slipped the rest back into his pocket.

“Take it apart.” He handed over the Parrot then stripped the Pokéball charm from the ring. 

“Quick. Gimme your hand.” Jason wiped his sweaty palm on his hoodie. 

“Now!” Derek grabbed Jason’s hand and slipped the ring on his finger. It hung loosely, but it stayed. Jason stared at it stupidly, as if it was something new.

The doors bounced and cracked under the pounding. Voices shrieked Derek’s name. Called him an outsider. A trespasser. The drawing room door bowed inward. 

“Quick! Now me!”

Jason fumbled the band, nearly dropped it, but slipped it around Derek’s ring finger as the kitchen door splintered down the middle.

“Do you?” Derek asked.

They locked eyes. Jason’s were wet. He nodded.

“I do.”

“Good. So do I.”

The chair blocking the drawing room door exploded, shooting splinters of wood across the room. Jason threw Derek to the floor and fell on top of him as shrapnel blew holes in the walls and shattered a window.

The door hung open, askew.

No one was there.

They stood up, checked for injuries, and pushed the battered kitchen door back to free the splintered dining chair. Nothing awaited on the other side.

“Put it back,” Derek said. “Just to be safe.” He blocked the drawing room door with another chair.

“But we need to get out.”

He shook his head. “This is my first date. Ever. I’d at least like to have dinner before we run for our lives.”

Jason’s laugh verged on hysterical. Derek joined in. From portraits and mirrors across the house, the Olmsteads waited, watching.

Driftwood

Author’s Note: I’m torn between the Disney-fication of fairytales and just plain feeling bad for Hans Christian Anderson, who, it was suggested to me, saw himself as the Little Mermaid. For the record, I love Disney, and H.C. Anderson, and the persistence of love.

Allie sat in the front row and watched as waves of mourners processed around the peach-and-wainscot reception room. She recognized Miss Archer right away. Gran and Grandaddy’s next door neighbor, she traded pies and casseroles with Gran in exchange for fresh flowers from the garden or the mittens Gran knitted while watching her shows. Ms. Archer dabbed her eyes with a lace handkerchief and rubbed Mama’s back when they embraced. She held both Grandaddy’s hands while sniffling condolences and apologizing for her tears.

“But William, you let me know if you need anything, alright?” she insisted, their joined hands moving back and forth in an affirming shake. “I’m right next door.”

“I will, Melody.”

“You do that,” she insisted, and pressed his forearm.

“Mm hm,” Mama added, gently ushering her along.

Miss Archer stopped in front of the plinth upon which sat the urn with Gran’s ashes. She folded her hands, praised Jesus, and withdrew, wiping a fresh wave of tears in the process.

“Does Miss Archer fancy you, Dad?” Mama whispered during a break in the line.

“No idea.”

Gran’s friends from the public library arrived together. Mrs. Tweed shared a soft smile so foreign from her severe moue and batwing-framed gaze that Allie fretted staring too long. But Ms. Thornton-Johnson, the children’s librarian who smelled of roses and hand cream and never spoke an unkind word, stooped when she neared to hold Allie’s hand and offer a hug, which the girl accepted. 

Then Mr. Riley shuffled up in a dapper brown suit and high-polished shoes, fedora in hands. Allie listened closely; she loved Mr. Riley’s voice. It sounded soft and smooth as velvet. 

Mr. Riley was a Saturday fixture in Gran and Grandaddy’s house. While Gran and Mama helped with church functions or attended library meetings, Allie, Grandaddy, and Mr. Riley would watch football or baseball games on the television in the parlor. “Grandaddy’s room,” Gran called it. If there wasn’t a game, they might put on a movie, or just read books. Grandaddy had a wall full of them, from home repair to sports biographies to history and fairytales. Sometimes he and Mr. Riley took turns reading to her. 

“James,” Mama began, “thank you for coming.”

He embraced her gently.

“Of course.” 

He turned to Allie, who jumped up and hugged him around the waist, breathing in his familiar musky cologne. He patted her and held the back of her head they way parents hold their babies.

“You alright, Will?”

From under Mr. Riley’s long arm, Allie watched Grandaddy raise his open hands.

“It is what it is.”

Mama peeled Allie away from him so he could address Grandaddy directly.

“Well, it was a good long run, wasn’t it?”

Grandaddy nodded. “Thirty four years.” For the first time all day, he teared up.

Mr. Riley offered him a hankie.

“No, I got mine,” he said. “Thank you.”

“We’ll talk more after?” Mr. Riley asked.

“Of course. I’ll call you.”

Little by little the room filled up. Allie recognized Pastor White from the church, and several members of the choir. Gran had sung alto for a few years.

Then Daddy walked in. He didn’t bother with the line. Instead, he marched right up the center aisle, rumpled suit hanging off his lanky frame, silence following in his wake. He stopped before the urn.

“He gonna knock it over?” Somebody behind Allie murmured.

But Daddy lowered his head, folded his hands, and stood there a few seconds. Mama took a step toward him, but Grandaddy stopped her, shaking his head. 

Daddy turned toward them. Allie saw his red nose, his bloodshot eyes—he looked the same as ever. His brow furrowed, so she turned to the source of his frustration. Mama pointed toward the door, shooing him with a hateful glare; Grandaddy had stepped out of view, into a nook created by the flower displays from the Library Board and the City Council, both of whom had knocked heads with Gran more than once over the years.

Mr. Riley stood up.

“Brian,” he said gently. “If you said your peace to your Mama, perhaps you want to take a seat.”

Daddy glared. “Don’t even start with me, Riley.”

But Pastor White and Deacon Anderson appeared at Daddy’s side. “Not now, Brian,” the pastor said. “Your Mama wouldn’t want this.”

“There’s a lot of things my Mama didn’t want.” 

“That’s right. And you carrying on here would’ve been at the top of her list.”

Daddy moved to speak, thought twice, and allowed the deacon to walk him out.

Allie thought about the last time she and Gran spoke.

“Allison, why is it always blue jeans and tee shirts with you?”

Allie stood in the kitchen, one foot atop the other. Gran preferred she not bounce from foot to foot. “You look like you need the ladies’ room,” she had once said. Allie tried hard to keep still, but when she focused on her feet, that pent up energy turned into swaying hips or flailing arms. Gran took to holding Allie by the shoulders when she wanted to speak with the girl.

“You see this suit?” Gran wore her favorite pink pantsuit with a white blouse and gold cross necklace that day. ”When I walk into the library or the city council wearing this suit, this blouse, they send a message. They say ‘I’m here for business.’ Now what do your grass-stained jeans and dirty tee say about you?”

“That I’m twelve?”

Gran tsked. “They say I got to have another talk with your Mama again.”

But she wasn’t wearing her pantsuit the day she died. If she had, Allie thought, she might not have gone face first into her mashed potatoes at Benjamin’s Diner, right in front of her Tuesday supper club.

But when it came time for the funeral, Allie wore a new pantsuit of her own: light blue, in a show of respect.

After the interment and church basement meal, Mama planned Grandaddy’s evenings.

“We’ll be over each night after work,” she began.

“You don’t need to, Denise,” Grandaddy insisted. “I got things under control. Between the church and the library, I won’t need to cook for a month.” He smiled his bravest.

“Mm hm.”

He pointed to the folding table where the ladies’ auxiliary had begun packaging leftovers. “They got chicken soup. Casseroles. There’s a container full of ham that I’ll freeze.”

“Mm hm. What about putting her things away?”

“Her things are already away. That’s what the bureau and dresser and closet are for.”

“Mm hmm,” Mama said a third time. Allie could have told him it was no use, but she suspected he knew that already.

Grandaddy sighed. “Why do I get the feeling this is happening whether I like it or not?”

As the conversation turned toward the specifics of whether and how often to call on Miss Archer, Allie stepped outside. Brian awaited her.

“How’s my little girl?”

Allie scanned left and right. They weren’t alone. Good.

“Fine, Daddy.”

“You gonna come see me sometime?”

She hesitated. “Not until Mama approves.”

Brian huffed and kicked an acorn. “She ain’t ever gonna approve.”

His daughter began shifting. One foot stepped on the other. “Then maybe you shouldn’t have hit her.”

“It was once. An accident.”

“Daddy, I saw you. You hit her five times.”

“But—“

Mr. Riley appeared in the doorway. “Allison, go on inside. Your Mama wants you.”

Daddy stopped her. “No. Stay here.” He turned to Mr. Riley. “I’m talking to her.”

“I can see that, Brian. But her first duty is to her Mama.”

Brian spit on the pavement and shoved Allie aside. She cried out, tumbled over the mums, and landed in the flowerbed. 

He balled his fists and started toward Riley. “How bout if I just send you right after my Mama? God knows you gave her that heart attack.”

Allie heard the click, looked up quickly, and saw her Daddy stop cold. Mr. Riley had his pistol out. Up the walk, one of Allie’s former schoolteachers, Mrs. Banks, ushered her husband back into the church.

“I feel bad I had to bring it, and worse I had to pull it out in front of Allie,” Riley said. “But somebody had to be ready if you showed up.”

Daddy opened his hands. “Put it away, Riley.”

“I will, Brian,” Mr. Riley said, “but first we’re going to clear the air, you and I. What you accused me of wasn’t untoward, wasn’t a secret, and didn’t involve you from the start. But what you did to your ex-wife? What I just saw you do to your little girl? Far more sinful than anything you think you saw.”

Daddy said nothing. From between the parked cars, Ms. Thornton-Johnson motioned for Allie to come to her.

Riley didn’t bat an eye as Allie slipped away. “Now you get in your car and drive away, alright? You do that, and we won’t have to hold a funeral here for you next week. Nobody wants a scene in front of your little girl.”

“Brian Charles,” Ms. Thornton-Johnson called out. Brian turned to find a small but angry crowd. The librarian safely held Allie against her. “Everyone here just saw you shove your daughter and threaten our neighbor. You better pray for their lives, and the lives of your father and your ex-wife. Cause if anything happens to any of them, we will see to it that they lock you up till the Second Coming.”

“Amen,” said Mrs. Tweed, whose piercing glare had returned.

Daddy backed up, cowed by the crowd. He got into his car and peeled away.

“Thank you,” Mr. Riley said as he reholstered his pistol.

Mrs. Tweed whacked him on the head with her purse, knocking his hat sideways. “And what the dickens are you doing pulling out a gun in front of a child?”

“I… uh…”

“I thought you were smarter than that!”

“No, ma’am.” He said.

“Just as stubborn as always,” she said, half smiling. “God help us.”

Every night that week, Mama and Allie reported to Grandaddy’s. The first night they just ate and talked. Gran’s plants had missed their weekly watering, drooping behind still closed blinds. Potted plants given in her memory cluttered the old desk. Allie found Gran’s watering can under the kitchen sink and gave them all a much-needed drink.

But by the third visit, Mama brought a roll of black garbage bags and several boxes from the liquor store. 

“We put it off long enough, Dad,” Mama insisted.

Grandaddy grudgingly followed her upstairs, but returned while Allie was still deciding what to watch.

“Your Mama sent me back down here to keep you company,” he said, settling into his chair and wiping his eyes with a hankie. 

This continued all week. Mama neatly folded, packed, and removed Gran’s things little by little while Grandaddy and Allie watched movies. Sometimes Grandaddy helped, especially after the task shifted from packing her personal effects to emptying the second bedroom that served as her workroom.

“It’s easier,” he explained to Mama. “I was never in this room much. She didn’t like interruptions while she worked.” So he helped a little more and retreated to his room as needed.

That Saturday, Mr. Riley came over. Allie had already claimed her end of the sofa. Mr. Riley staked out his usual place at the other end, closer to Grandaddy, who had brought in a tray of ham sandwiches with brown mustard, chips, and Cokes for the three of them.

“What are we doing today, Allie?” Mr. Riley asked.

Watching a movie.”

“What movie?”

Little Mermaid.”

Grandaddy laughed. “That’s not a movie. It’s a story in a book.”

Allie puffed up. “No, it’s a movie.”

He sat forward. “No. Book. Right, James?”

“Don’t get me involved,” Mr. Riley said, and sipped his soda.

“Wait, Grandaddy. Is it both?”

“Let’s find out,” Grandaddy said. “You put on the movie, and I’ll go get my book.”

So they watched the movie. At the start, Grandaddy asked Allie to pause, and explained what was and wasn’t in the story. But soon they left off the comparison—at least until it ended.

“And they lived happily ever after!” Allie cheered.

“That’s not how it ends,” Grandaddy said. “Not in the book.”

“How does it end in the book?”

“She turns into a piece of driftwood and floats away.”

“Really?” Mr. Riley asked.

“Driftwood?” Allie frowned.

Grandaddy nodded. “Uh huh.”

“And never gets her prince?”

“And never gets her prince.”

“No offense Grandaddy, but that’s stupid. Everybody should find somebody they love.”

“She got you there, Will,” Mr. Riley chuckled.

Grandaddy tapped the arm of his chair. “But it doesn’t always work out that way, I’m sorry to say.”

The trio sat quietly, watching the credits roll. Finally, Allie spoke again.

“Grandaddy, were you Gran’s Prince Charming?”

He pulled out his hankie and set it on his knee.

“I guess I was.”

“But she’s gone now.”

“Yes, she is.”

“Are you still sad?”

Grandaddy stared at the peace lily on the stand by the window. Gran had insisted it live there. “Sometimes. Yes I am, Allie. Sometimes I am sad.”

“What about you, Mr. Riley?”

He turned, surprised. “What about me?”

“Are you somebody’s Prince Charming?”

He looked at his hands, then at Grandaddy, then at Allie. “Not yet,” he said. “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like to be. Maybe someday.” He paused. “What about you?”

“Me?”

“You!”

“Me too. Maybe someday,” Allie said. “I could find a Prince Charming. Maybe I could be one. If I needed to.”

She got up suddenly, hugged her Granddaddy, then hugged Mr. Riley.

“I think people should be happy. I don’t think anyone should settle for becoming driftwood.”

“Allie!” Mama called.

“Wisdom of a child,” Mr. Riley murmured as she ran to answer her mother’s call.

By the middle of the second week, Mama had removed most of Gran’s things. When they arrived late that afternoon, Grandaddy wasn’t waiting at the door for them.

“Dad!” Mama called.

“Upstairs,” he called back. “Be down in a minute.”

Mama set a bag of prepared meals on the counter. 

“Wow, Grandaddy,” Allie said when he entered the room. He had donned a navy suit and a striped bowtie. His shoes shined like mirrors.

“Well, you’re dressed to the nines, Dad. What’s the occasion?” 

“I got a date.” 

Mama looked shocked. Grandaddy handed a bottle of cologne to Allie. “Your Gran liked this smell on me. Do you like it?”

Allie sniffed and smiled. “Yep.” It smelled musky, comforting, familiar.

“A date? Really?” Mama asked. “Ain’t it a little soon?”

“Denise,” he said. “By God in Heaven I was faithful to my Jeanne every minute for thirty four years. That’s a long time, and I got less in front of me than I used to.”

She began to argue. “But Dad—“

“And I don’t want to become driftwood. So I’m off to meet my Prince Charming. He’s been waiting a long time—as faithful to me as I was to Jeanne.”

He winked at Allie, who giggled, beaming.

“You’re somehow behind this, aren’t you?” Mama said, eyebrow raised, half a smile on her lips.

Allie tried to look innocent. Grandaddy sprayed on some cologne and checked his teeth in the mirror Gran had hung by the coat closet. 

When the doorbell rang, he was ready.